One blind mouse.

Well mate I just did a course about CPR and dealing with Heart Attacks! So stick with me and you’ll be fine ;)

That sounds fantastic. I’d hate to pass away without finishing the tub of ice cream.

Now with your CPR expertise I can safely stuff my face with deliciously, cardiac arrestingly wonderful ice cream. :D

wildern3ss asked: YOU ARE TOTALLY A SOUTHERNER! YOU ARE SOUTH FROM WHERE I LIVE. THEREFORE YOU ARE A SOUTHERNER.

Pfft. Barely 30 miles further north I’m guessing… Though that has put me in my place a bit…

Checkmate for now…

wildern3ss asked: Silly Southerner, don't you know that we Northerners don't ever feel the cold?

BITCH PLEASE! I’m hardly a southerner in Cumbria :L You ain’t got nothin’ over me gurl!

wildern3ss asked: OH YEAH, WELL GUESS WHO HAS TWO TUBS OF BEN AND JERRY'S ICE CREAM IN THE FREEZER?

I’ve played in no plays, yet I wager, I can eat ten times more ice cream than any northern thespian.

Shits getting serious.

wildern3ss asked: Aha, no. There are a bunch of old people and they'll get all the roles. BUT IT'S GOING TO BE SO GOOD OMFG I CAN'T WAIT.

I’m not even mad. I got my Alan Rickman qoute in for the night last reply, now I have a gif of his perfection. I’m calm now. So very calm.

Lucky you… With all your… Toddly crew. I’ll just stay home, cry, and finish my tub of ice cream. :(

wildern3ss asked: BECAUSE I'M IN A MUSICAL IN FEBRUARY. I MUSICAL I KNOW YOU LOVE. A MUSICAL CALLED SWEENEY TODD. YOU JEALOUS YET?

D’: Oh… Oh no :( Let me make this very clear, I am going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me the role.

wildern3ss asked: YOU SHOULD BE JEALOUS OF ME BTW.

OH YEAH? AND WHY IS THAT? :P

I just ate half a tub of ice cream.

My stomach is having some sort of attack…

I’ve got a completely numb mouth, I couldn’t even taste my cup of tea :(

But it was well worth it.

Being home alone when your too lazy to cook and there is so much ice cream is dangerous.

My next symptom will probably be shooting pains down my left arm :D